§ Beware Picket Pockets & Loose Women

Beware: pickpockets, loose women,
and (too) nice men

Complimentary competitors,
fragrance-counter salespeople.

Offers to good-to-refuse,
money-back guarantees and
mail-in rebates

And without a doubt,
never trust anyone,
you can't live without.

Run, Leap, Scram...
the minute you discover.

'Cause as surely as you can't
….They can.


- Shelby (March ‘05)