Beware Picket Pockets & Loose Women

Beware:
pickpockets,
loose women,
& (too) nice men.

Complimentary competitors,
fragrance-counter salespeople.
Offers too good-to-refuse,
money-back guarantees &
mail-in rebates..

And without a doubt,
never trust anyone,
you can't live without.

Run, Leap, Scram,
the minute you discover,
'cause as surely as you can't..
- they can.


- Shelby (March ‘05)